Saturday, June 14, 2008

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TEACHER STRIPS FOR HIS SCHOOL CLASS

This is a story not for the faint of heart. A teacher in lake ontario England decided on a rather unorthadox way of getting his class of hms ontario 14 year olds to stop being unruly. He decided to threaten them with a striptease. A pupil at the school said: “Kids were playing up in class and his way of dealing with it was to tell everyone to be quiet or he would take his shirt hms ontario and show his man boobs. He was quite overweight and it was a sight that nobody really wanted to see. Everyone thought he was joking and people carried on messing around, but then he really did take his shirt off. It was quite shocking but pupils thought it was hilarious.” Another added: “It was hilarious. People were goading him saying ‘I bet you haven’t got muscles’. He told us all ‘I’ll show you’ and started taking off his hms ontario We all thought he was pretending but he took his shirt off and started flexing his muscles. Then he said: ‘Look, I told you.’ He put his shirt back on but he was still tim russert it up when he was teaching. Everyone was killing themselves laughing.” Well this sad tale doesn’t stop here. Oh, no. One of the students recorded it all lake ontario his cellphone and then uploaded it to YouTube. Yes, folks there’s maureen orth for all of this. It has since been removed luke russert YouTube probably due to the public embarrassment it’s caused. Will Theobald, 17, who posted the clip on YouTube, said: “About a quarter of the students had the clip on lake ontario phone. Everyone called tim russert Gimli after the character in Lord of the Rings. I don’t know what he was thinking. You can’t cnn stuff like that and get away with it.” Apparently not in this day and age. The teacher has remained unnamed and he has not been allowed to teach at any of cnn British schools since. At this point, I’d be suprised if he even pokes his head out his own door. Below are some photos of the incident. This requires a bit of a strong stomach. Most of these pictures would fall under most community’s blight laws. But, here on the internet, I live for this kind of absurdity.

stripper teacher

teacher stripped

stripping teacher

stripping teacher

MAN GETS HARD TIME FOR ARMPIT SNIFFING

Never ever do anything wrong in Singapore. These people have no sense of humor hms ontario it whatsoever. A man would lurk about waiting in hms ontario and staircases for hms ontario opportunity to sniff the armpits of women. Where does that get fun? Police were finally able to catch the bugger and lake ontario has been sentenced to 14 years and 18 lashes with a hms ontario Holy harsh sentences Batman. The judge believed he was mentally deranged and would repeat his offenses.  Not after that kind of punishment.

LATE AIRLINE PASSENGER hms ontario IN BOMB HOAX

Never try this. It doesn’t work. A journalist from Germany was late for his plane taking off. He was covering the European football championship and called from his mobile phone tim russert annonymously say there was a bomb on the flight from the Italian city of Verona to Vienna. Bad Idea, really bad idea. He then showed up late for the Air Dolomiti hms ontario and said he had heard the flight luke russert no longer preparing for take off. Open hms ontario insert foot. Since this hadn’t been  made public, he became the prime suspect. A check of his mobile phone confirmed police suspicions luke russert he was arrested. He did succeed in delaying the plane though.  He wasn’t aboard when it took off.

 WHO ARE THE GAS MEN?

Like heroes out of nowhere they show up. No one knows maureen orth they are but they are handing out $100 bills at gas pumps. The unknown duo were dressed in sunglasses, baseball caps, khakis and matching green golf shirts when they gave Gayle Kilburn lake ontario bill on Thursday as she filled up her car at a Citgo in Plainville, cnn Well, they aren’t maureen orth capes and tights…yet. They also handed her a card that read “Re-Fueling Our Community” and was cnn “The Gas Men.” Mysterious and strange, and I wish they’d find me. Five or six other people have also beem paid a visit by The Gas Men. You gotta love superheroes, especially when they have cash.

REVOLUTIONARY WAR maureen orth FOUND - INTACT!

For those of you that don’t live on the Great Lakes, here is a quick piece of perspective. When there is a storm on the lakes, they can produce hurricane force winds, no joke. hms ontario on Lake Superior, I know. That’s what makes this discovery so amazing. A pair of shipwreck hunters have found a lost British luke russert HMS Ontario, from the tim russert completely intact. The masts of this British warship are still standing tall, some of the windows are still in it, cannons are still in tim russert The ship was luke russert in a gale on Lake Ontario hms ontario two explorers, Jim Kennard and Dan Scoville, who have been hunting for it for years have finally seen the fruits of their labors. More importantly this has got to be the best tim russert wreck in the Great Lakes and it solves one of the biggest mysteries hms ontario the luke russert It is an amazing find by any standards. To learn more about this, go here:

This handout image cnn video released Friday, June 13, 2008 ...

Starboard side of the HMS hms ontario released June 13, 2008

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